Lori. 24. She/her.
in her flop era.
smootie :)
from the same train station cafe that brought you smootie… i’m thrilled to present
crossant and bauggett ❤️
in front of my salad??
you people ask too many questions
(via tyleroakley)
been seeing far too many ppl talking about ICE detaining black citizens in chicago going “where are they going to send them back to?????” like you have severely missed every single warning sign that you’ve been given and deeply misunderstood what’s happening. this was never about sending anyone “back” it’s about murdering them and/or using them for labor. the fact that you can get this far into this and think ICE just wanted to send latines “back” is fucking crazy please read something. anything.
and like it makes the lukewarm fucking response to this shit make sense bc these people genuinely thought that they were just sending people back to their country of origin like. oh okay so you didn’t believe us when we said we were getting detained and disappeared and killed. you just thought it was a kind of sad thing but ultimately not that bad. you really didn’t listen when we said this was going to start happening to everyone the government deems undesirable regardless of citizenship. right. of course you didn’t care.
pisses me tf off when i’m just scrolling and i accidentally click an answer on a poll and it’s not the answer i would have clicked. it makes me feel like im fucking with real scientific data and ruining the outcome for people who spent their life gathering this poll data. i’m so sorry i ruined your life’s work with my clicking.
(via irradiatedclown)
Not if I can impregnate her first
Happy Satan Impregnates His Bride season to those who celebrate.
Good for her!
(via officialbabayaga)
sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it
The real horseshoe theory.
(via writing-prompt-s)
living in a village of farmers is the fucking best i just left a party and the butcher was like hey i got some bones for your dog. your dog specifically because i like the cut of his jib. hell yeah
do you know how fucking great it is to get home tipsy as hell wake up your dog he is already exited to see you and you are like here you go a big bone for your majesty…my man thought he was damn heaven!! so good
his majesty himself
[ID: tags by @m-e-w-666 that read: #this blue dog is just like that green cat ///end ID]
now you know damn well my dog is not blue.
your dog is tumblr colored
(via howlslife)