do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad
Failure is the only thing that teaches. Success does not. ~ (Our Lord and Savior) Patti LuPone
"You know those days when you've got the mean reds?"
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”